a farmer was herding his cows in the middle of summer. out of the blue in a merceades benz drives up and a bessinus man gets out of the car. asks the farmer if he could tell how many cows the farmer had and that if he could, that he could take one. the farmer replyed "sure why not". the bessinus man got out his laptop and GPS and snaped a picture of the cattle and sent it to washition, then had it sent back with the exact number of cows the farmer had. so he said to the farmer, "you have 320 cows". the farmer said "thats it go ahead and take one"
the bessinus man takes a cow and puts it in his trunk.
"can i ask you a question?"
"fire away"
you work for congress dont you? senator? because i dident ask for your help and those cows you counted they are sheep! and give me back my dog!
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