| What not to say to a cop
Yes, these are found on a shirt, but they are just too funny!
1.No, YOU assume the position!
2.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3.Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
4.Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?
5.What do you mean have I been drinking? You're the trained specialist.
6.I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
7.Whoops, that's the fake one...here ya go, this is the right one.
8.I smell bacon
9.I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop.
10.Well, when I reached down to pick up my crack pipe, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged in the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Number 8 isn't actually found on the shirt.... | 
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