[project_ghost]

Thought that I would revive this thread a bit so here is more funny stuff from Bash.org

DHS : Could god make a game so powerful, that even his computer couldn't run it at full settings?
PoorLeno : It's called Crysis.

<anon> Right now i'm watching this porno
<anon> Asian dude gets on bus full of white highschool girls and gets raped
<anon> I've been on a school bus before and this didn't happen. I'm beginning to think that porn isn't based on true stories.

<cannibal> Im playing tetris, and why won't the square pieces spin like the others?
<therion> ...

<Tscully> It's Christmas. We show up at my grandmas house. I'm 14.
<Tscully> It comes time to open the presents, she brings out this little square-shaped flat present, wrapped in christmas paper.
<Tscully> I wonder what it is, what joyous gift from grandma could be so small in volume?
<Tscully> I open it, and see the words "AOL Internet Trial CD" on the cover of a cardboard disc holder, with a 14-day AOL trial CD inside.
<Tscully> Confused, I asked her what it was.
<Tscully> She proudly proclaimed "I've bought you fourteen days of free internet!"
<Tscully> And that's why I hate christmas.

<Deltantor> Why is it so hard to find a man that wants a female that has a small son?
<f0rked_> I prefer a small daughter
<grnp> I prefer a smaller son
<ChrisHansen> I prefer that you both have a seat over there.

Blood Reaper: on a scale of 1 to 10
Blood Reaper: how old do you think michael jackson's boyfriend is?

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO WAAAI", and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you", that was great."