HEY!!! How did they know that I may try option #25!!!??? Tee, hee...
Shooot. I should add like 5 more to the listing... like...
26.) No matter how many times you tell your children that chewing gum is not an all natural hair gel, you somehow must understand that you're gonna need some scissors or mayonaise to sorta help that process along...
27.) Hubba Bubba "watermelon" flavor does not, TRUST ME, have seeds!
28.) When potty training a 3 year old, make sure they understand that the training pants does not come with training wheels....as their bicycle does...sheesh.
29.) Peanut Butter sandwhiches are not made with the following ingredients in Kindergarten cooking classes: Pee. Nuts. Butter.
30.) All bugs, including stink bugs do not taste good, when you're pretending to be Godzilla...
Extra Goody
If you're a man, remember when you are punched in the "stomach" by a 3 year old, his perspective of your stomach is a bit o' ways downward. So if you get that 'aching' feeling in your family jewels, you've just been testicalized! Just squat and repeat the steps as necessary...